I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
