Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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