I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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