how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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