hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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