after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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