What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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