Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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