Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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