I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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