i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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