I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I need a burrito and a hug.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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