his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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