i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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