Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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