Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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