Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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