The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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