who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
im on a boat
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