I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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