you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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