I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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