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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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