clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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