thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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