my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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