I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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