I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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