exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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