I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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