You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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