So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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