I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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