How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
tell me about the fingering
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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