my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
That man makes my giblets tingle
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