ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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