So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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