I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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