GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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