THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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