He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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