I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
