McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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