When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just made my gag reflex go away.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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