I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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