No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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