Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He felt like a one man threesome
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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