I wanna passion pit in your ass
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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