please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Randomize
