Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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