i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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