dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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