Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I am naked and annoyed.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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