all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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